Tech Rescue Made Easy
Drop it off, ship it, or schedule a pickup — we’ll recover, recycle, and protect your devices the smart way.
(From laptops to servers — we handle it all.)
Secure by Design
We physically destroy drives, wipe data to NIST/DoD standards, and issue full certificates.
Your information is safe. Your devices are history.
VIP & One-Time Options
Choose a one-time service or join our E-Raccoon Concierge Club for monthly pickups, data protection, and exclusive perks.
No pressure. Just options.
Old tech isn’t waste — it’s opportunity.
CyberMapache Labs salvages valuable electronics, securely neutralizes sensitive data, and fights landfill pollution with every device we recover.
From laptops to servers, phones to hard drives — we help you clean up smarter, faster, and greener.
Our Mission: Rescue, Protect, Reforge.
Old tech isn’t trash — it’s untapped potential. At CyberMapache, we rescue devices, safeguard your data, and forge tomorrow’s tools from yesterday’s tech.
Tech Rescue (Recycling Services)
Drop off or ship your old laptops, servers, phones, and parts. We recover what’s valuable, recycle responsibly, and keep toxic junk out of landfills.
Data Safeguarding (Secure Neutralization)
Destroyed data means, no risks. We physically decommission hard drives, SSDs, and storage media — making sure your data disappears for good.
Bulk Pickup Services
Got 20+ devices gathering dust? Our raccoon fleet will scoop it up, secure your assets, and provide a full chain-of-custody record. Let’s dive into your options
Custom Gear & Tech Builds
From salvaged parts to fresh innovations — we craft NFC gear, custom builds, and small-batch tech for businesses, creators, and artists.
CyberMapache E-Raccoon VIP Concierge Subscriptions
E-Raccoon Forager Concierge
For eco-conscious homes and casual tech rescuers who want hands-on support and regular pickups.
★ E-Raccoon Vanguard Concierge ★
Perfect for active tech users, small teams, or businesses who need regular support, recycling, and faster service — at serious savings
E-Raccoon Apex Concierge
The ultimate tech rescue and data protection concierge service — built for those who lead, protect, and reforge the future.
Need Large-Scale Tech Recycling?
You don’t just need another pickup—you need a partner. CyberMapache Labs offers full-service enterprise e-waste programs tailored to enterprise scale, data security needs, and compliance requirements.
Scheduled Bulk Pickups
Weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly collection tailored to your volume and workflow
Certified Data Destruction
Meet HIPAA, GDPR, R2, and internal audit standards with transparent reporting and digital records.
IT Asset Decommissioning
Full chain-of-custody tracking and secure hardware handling from removal to recycling. Including Sustainability & CSR Reporting
Branded Recycling Kits & Engagement Tools
Custom-labeled bins and employee-facing materials to help your team recycle with pride.
Let’s Design Your EcoOps Plan
Schedule a quick call with our team to get a custom quote.
We’ll assess your tech volume, security needs, and compliance goals—then build a solution that works for your org.
Not ready for a subscription?
No problem — you can still book pickups, request secure destruction, or get certified recycling services one-time, no strings attached.
Pick what you need and rescue your tech your way.
Donations
Your support helps us recycle safely, upcycle e-waste into useful tech, and deliver free STEM education to communities in need.
Small Tier Pickup
The Scavenger sweep handles up to 10 devices (75 lbs max). Perfect for personal cleanouts.
Medium Tier Pickup
The Den Haul handles up to 25 devices (150 lbs max). Ideal for home offices, startups, or classrooms.
Large Tier Pickup
The Cyber Bunker Clear-out handles up to 50 devices (250 lbs max). Great for big cleanouts, business upgrades, and bulk recycling events.
Recycling Certificate
Official eco-compliance recycling documentation for personal or business records.
Certificate of Data Destruction
Certified secure destruction of data-bearing devices, with full documentation.
Gov-Grade Secure Media Destruction
Physical shredding of drives, serial number tracking, batch reporting — meets HIPAA, NIST, DoD standards.
Secure Data Backup & Transition Service
Full secure data backup onto external media before the device is destroyed, perfect for preserving important files.
How the Tech Rescue Mission Works
Book your mission, send or drop your gear, and leave the rescue work to us. We salvage, safeguard, and keep you in the loop — making sure your tech has a smarter second life and your data stays out of the wrong hands. Powered by hackers, fueled by raccoon hustle.
Whether you’re down the street or across the state, we’ve got you covered.
Fill out the Tech Rescue Intake Form
Tell us what you’re sending or dropping off, or custom pickup
From there, we’ll guide you based on your choice:
Book a drop-off time after submitting your form.
Bring your gear to our lab.
We’ll handle recycling and safeguarding — quick and secure.
After you submit the Tech Rescue Intake Form, we’ll send you shipping instructions and our secure lab address.
Pack your devices safely (padding recommended).
Send them in with tracking preferred.
We’ll confirm once your tech rescue mission is complete.
Fill out the Tech Rescue Intake Form and select “Pickup.”
Let us know if it’s a bulk pickup or custom rescue.
Tell us roughly how many devices you have.
We’ll review your request and send a custom pickup quote.
Powered by tech. Guided by the raccoon spirit.
Your tech deserves a smarter send-off.
Whether you’re dropping off, shipping, or booking a pickup, we make sure every device gets safely packed, properly rescued, and eco-securely processed.
No junk left behind. No data left exposed.
Eco-Driven. Tech-Smart. Future-Focused.
At CyberMapache Labs, we see old tech for what it really is — raw potential.
Every device rescued, every drive neutralized, every circuit salvaged is one less piece of e-waste poisoning the planet.
Our commitment is simple: